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Is it easier for you to think that my little dip in his fountain of youth turned me rabid, or is this just the real me?
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when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”
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didn’t even have to read the article to know this was in Canada
I read this article. there was a maple syrup cartel. they stole $18 million worth of maple syrup. Canada controls the syrup like other countries control oil.
I nearly spat out my Tim Horton’s when I saw this on the news.
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STOP romanticising self harm and mental illness
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- Strax: Madame Vastra wants to know if you need any grenades.
- Doctor: Grenades?
- Strax: She may have said help.
